Monday, March 3, 2014

The 2013 Paulies


What a fantastic year at the movies.  Even as an armchair critic and regular dispenser of cinematic snark, I had a hard time mustering negativity about this year’s crop of films and Oscar nominations.  I mean, the Academy actually rewarded the best picture of the year with the Best Picture Oscar (12 Years a Slave), gave a slew of technical awards to one of the best recent feats of technical filmmaking (Gravity), and even gave the “miss congeniality award” (or as they call it, Best Original Screenplay) to a wildly original and heartfelt film that didn’t exactly crush the box office (Her).

Of course, AMPAS being AMPAS, several nominations also went to: (1) a mediocre Scorsese rip off with wigs, wide lapels, and name brand onscreen talent (American Hustle); (2) a turgid black and white travelogue with delusions of profundity (Nebraska); (3) an issue drama that only rises above Lifetime movie status because of the charisma of its lead performances (Dallas Buyers Club); (4) a decent enough thriller with unpleasant geo-political overtones (Captain Phillips); (5) and Philomena (sorry, this is the only Best Picture nominee I missed).  But overall, there just wasn’t much to get worked up about….unless you count Bette Midler’s musical performance taking the focus away from one of the most brutal “In Memoriam” lineups in recent memory.  So (mostly) hooray for the Academy…and hooray for the filmmakers that made this an excellent year at the cinema.

My annual caveat still applies.  I am not a film critic and, as such, I can’t see everything.  Some movies I missed this year that may have made a difference in the final tally include: Bastards, Philomena, Blue Caprice, Like Someone in Love, Beyond the Hills, At Berkeley, and The Great Gatsby (hahahaha).  In addition, some movies that were well represented on critics’ top-10 lists did not, to the best of my knowledge, get a DC theatrical release in 2013 and have not yet been released on Blu Ray/digital download.  These include: A Touch of Sin, The Wind Rises, and The Stranger by the Lake.  I will roll them into my 2014 list if they pass muster.

Also, consider this a blanket SPOILER ALERT for all movies discussed.